My Dad sent this to me a while ago...
those of you who read my
Very Short Fairy Tale post
might enjoy reading this one, too!
World's Shortest Fairy Tale...
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl
World's Shortest Fairy Tale...
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl
'Will you marry me?'
The girl said, 'NO!'
The guy lived happily ever after
and rode motorcycles and went fishing
and hunting and skiing
and played golf a lot
and drank beer and scotch
and left the toilet seat up
and farted whenever he wanted!
THE END
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And the girl had a clean house, and the toilet seat was always down, and the bathroom smelled nice and. . .
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